Google Can Even Help Two Dumb*sses Steal $12k

I just love this. Love, love love this. The burglary at Bigg City, formerly Mr. Bigg’s Family Fun Center, turned into a comedy of errors early June 10. The burglars tried to disable a security camera by repeatedly spraying it with WD-40 — it only cleaned the lens —…

I just love this. Love, love love this.

The burglary at Bigg City, formerly Mr. Bigg’s Family Fun Center, turned into a comedy of errors early June 10. The burglars tried to disable a security camera by repeatedly spraying it with WD-40 — it only cleaned the lens — and spent an hour and 15 minutes trying to open three safes — apparently unaware that some types require the dial to be turned two or three times around.

They finally did a Google search for “how to open a safe” and “how to crack a safe” on a computer in the next room.

“They’re not professional safe people,” said Colorado Springs police detective Chuck Ackerman. “No, they’re not.”

On the other hand, the Google query apparently worked; they haven’t been caught, and they did get about $12,000.

7 thoughts on “Google Can Even Help Two Dumb*sses Steal $12k”

  1. Bush caused the 2001.szeptember.11. Bush asked some airplane from Azsia to US, and he got it, it was free, but he didn’t thouht the airplanes will be cancelled at World Trade Center. Bush have to resign now.
    Iraq is a bad joke too, too many people have died because of Bush. Bush have to resign.

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  2. Why haven’t been Al Gore in Budapest / Hungary? Al Gore should speak about Global Climate Crisis in Budapest too.

    He spoke about global warming in Europe, and in the world:
    London (United Kingdon), Brussels (Belgium), Stockholm (Sweden), Helsinki (Finland), Wienna (Austria), Munich (Germany) , Basel (Switzerland), Geneva, Zurich, Bad Ragaz, Beijing (China), Seoul (Korea), Tokio, Tuscany (Italy), Spain.

    He spoke about global warming in USA:
    Nashville, (Tennessee), Murfreesboro (TN), Knoxville (TN), Columbus (OH), Ann Arbor (MI), Aspen (CO), Sundance (UT), Los Angeles (CA), Stanford (CA), San Francisco (CA), Berkeley (CA), Portland (OR), Minneapolis (MN), Toronto (O), New Paltz (NY), Washington (DC), New York (NY), New Haven (CT), Boston (MA), Halifax (NS),

    Why haven’t been Al Gore in Budapest / Hungary yet?

  3. Great story, John. That was worth a good laugh.

    But based on the comments I see above, you may want to upgrade the ‘human’ detector functionality above to the Pro version that detects spammers and ‘human idiots’ more effectively 🙂

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